Name: Painfully Heterosexual
Duration: P00H03M58S
Description: A song about Dean Winchester

Painfully Heterosexual

by The 7th Piece

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A song about Dean Winchester

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You kinky son of a bitch I don’t swing that way
I have trouble dealing with my feelings, I work out all the time, I don’t need no AA meetings
So maybe I cry a little more than the average guy
But can’t you see I’m painfully heterosexual

I drive the most badass car you have ever seen
I only eat things that are manly like triple bacon cheeseburgers and double shots of brandy
So maybe I get mistaken for gay kind of often
But can’t you see I’m painfully heterosexual

I can fix my car or my guns with my eyes closed
I know my way around women, I go to local dives and all the pretty girls are smitten
So maybe I think Dr. Sexy is kind of… well… sexy
But can’t you see I’m painfully heterosexual

Remember that one time I had a threeway
There are two things I know for certain, Bert and Ernie are gay, and I’m not letting you die a virgin
So maybe that wasn’t my very best segue
But can’t you see I’m painfully heterosexual

I’m heterosexual
Come on guys I’m heterosexual
Shut up, Sam, I’m heterosexual
Heterosexual

You kinky son of bitch I don’t swing that way
Except maybe on a Friday

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released October 17, 2011
Music & Lyrics by Andrea Lewis

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The 7th Piece Florida

My name is Andrea, I get obsessed very easily, I love bread, my hair color changes often, I like to speak in fake accents, and sometimes I write music.

discography

Wizard Rock

Jul 2016
One Night Stand

Jan 2012
Please

Dec 2011
Painfully Heterosexual

Oct 2011
Cutting Colors

Oct 2011
18 Hours To Go

May 2011
Dean and Castiel

Jan 2011
The End

Mar 2009

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